Being the perfect girlfriend is a major challenge.
But if you work hard, you can grind an iron pestle into a needle.
Here are some steps to becoming the perfect girlfriend.
Instructions: Difficulty factor: Difficulty appropriate Things needed: Boyfriend a lot of practice love/care Step 1: (at home) can burp loudly.
You have to lower your standards.
Let go of your defensive guard. Don’t be the most polite in everything.
That means (sometimes) wolfing, burping, etc.
Of course, things will have to be cleaned up eventually, but this will make you both feel comfortable.
This is an important first step.
Step 2: Dress up sometimes.
Dress up and feel special.
This is obviously the opposite of the first step.
Although you are comfortable with each other, you can’t be lazy.
Put some effort into dressing up.
Make your man think you’re sexy.
He will surely appreciate your efforts and find you more attractive, and he will probably start fixing up his appearance in return.
Step 3: Nurture a man’s ego.
Although a man looks strong, his ego can be very fragile.
Sincere compliments can make your boyfriend feel good about himself.
You are aware of his efforts to improve the relationship, and you need to let him know that.
Above all, communicate your ideas without being critical.
Step 4: Give him some privacy.
Your love is important, of course, but your friendship is also important to him.
He loves you, but there are some things only his buddies can give him.
So you need to negotiate and agree to give him some space so that the love and friendship can be balanced.
Step 5: Listen carefully.
It’s important to listen carefully.
Men love to explain.
Sometimes even if you can’t understand what he’s saying, it’s best to be tolerant, because if you do, he’ll do the same to you.
His lectures don’t usually last long, and he’ll be grateful that you listened carefully.
Step 6: Prepare a private recipe that is restaurant-quality.
The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
Cooking well will definitely add to your perfect girlfriend’s image.
So try to learn to cook a few good dishes.
If you can’t cook?
In that case, you’ll have to make a list of nearby take-out places.
This is crucial, because when a man is hungry, he is less likely to pay attention to you (sorry in advance).
Therefore, if you can keep a man from going hungry, he will pay more attention to you (which should be true, since you are almost the perfect girlfriend).
Step 7: Synchronizing your life in bed is important.
An extra step (not for everyone).
Bedroom etiquette.
Note that a man’s normal libido is equivalent to a woman’s peak libido during her period.
Now that you understand how desperate we are, please be more forgiving.
If you’re not on your game, gently let your man know it’s not his fault (always remember to protect men’s egos).
Tip: For any reason (religion, age, culture, etc.) you’re not ready to take your relationship to this stage, and don’t feel pressured to. He should and must respect your values.
Step 8: Congratulations on completing all the steps.
You’re already the perfect girlfriend.
Great!
Tips and caveats: It’s important to respect each other.
If he doesn’t respect your values, he probably won’t respect you either.
Make the effort to make a change at least once a month, and then once a week.
Remember how you did it in the beginning, and make changes.
Be the wind that lifts his wings, for behind every successful man there is a great woman.
Don’t be afraid to speak your mind (as long as every thought is well thought out).
